I think I'm gay.... ?
So I got really horny last night, and ya know, you gotta do what you gotta do. I was feeling a little bit extra fruity. Normally I steer clear from gay stuff because that makes my frozen toffee go to an al dente pasta noodle, but this time was different. I had to jerk my Turk to it. I don't know why. Is it normal to wanna have my pork rind pleased by Jay Leno, or am I gay?
Btw I have a wife of 12 years and four lovely children.
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Having such thoughts as these are quite normal. It doesn't determine your sexuality or make you gay.
Maybe you just need a little extra spice in the bedroom? Change things up with your wife. If that doesn't work, maybe pursue your curiosity. Go to a gay bar. See if anything appeals to you. But always talk to your wife about stuff like this. Women can help more than we're given credit for
I reckon you made this up. A straight guy is unlikely to just be gay. Hope this helps
Well you're probably not gay, just not 100% straight, this is the same for most of us we just hide it.
1st, You are NOT gay, maybe bi CURIOUS, I have no idea how Jay figures in, ASK him, his contac is listed after the monologue.
You're probably Bisexual or Bi-curious it's not bad just don't tell your wife if she's homophobic she might dump you or take away your wifi ;)
Is this a troll? Or are you just superbly eloquent?