Admittedly I would have been upset as well, if I watched someone run over my dog 3 times in one day............. ( I had been drinking) . It was last Wednesday when this tragedy occurred . the dogs owner and my next door neighbor Pavlov has since put a hex on me !
every time I leave the house , he steps out on the porch ringing a little bell while casting a evil eye in my direction...upon hearing the ringing sound , I immediately start strutting around flapping my arms and squawking like a chicken ( most ungentlemanly ). now he no longer needs to be present......just the sound of a bell or even seeing a bell will start a episode all over again !
I of coarse apologized and offered to buy him another dog..........( he only laughed)............ how can I break the curse?
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Well old chap, send round a dominatrix in leather, with a whip. S&M is the poor man's behaviourism.
Either that or confound the boxing world by having him fight in the ring. His funky chicken moves will soon baffle the competition at the end of each round. Ding ding squawk. Toodle pip.
Next time you see him looking at you, hold up a mirror in front of you. This will reflect the hex right back at him, and every time he rings the bell, HE will be the one strutting around like a chicken, and he will never even know it. Such, he will never be able to break this hex, and he will be doing it until the day he dies, thinking he is making you do the same.
Hmmmm, tricky, after some considerable thought...shoot the bugger with a Daktari gun, about 6 gauge will do, after 2 barrels they will have to bury him in a matchbox.
There is only one way to break this curse. You must travel to Kentucky and receive a blessing from the Colonel.
Forget under the covers with that Lady Ida. Come and spend some time with me. I'll soon cure you of that.
Put chicken blood on his doorstep. Any curse he attempts will backfire.
Happy Winter Solstice!
You can't. You are doomed! DOOMED!
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