This guy from the city goes to visit his old uncle. His uncle lives way up on top of a mountain with his dog pretty much secluded from society. So when the nephew arrived the uncle was overjoyed and got busy making them a nice big breakfast of bacon and eggs. When the nephew got his plate he noticed that it was a little dirty, but he decided not to say anything.They ate their breakfast and then went to sit on the porch to catch up. They talked for hours, and then the uncle set off to make lunch. When the nephew got his plate he couldn't help but notice some dried up pieces of eggs on his plate from breakfast, so he asked his uncle if he was sure the dishes were cleaned his uncle told him to hush up and eat that his dishes were as clean as cold water could get them. The nephew was grossed out but ate anyway. Soon after lunch the nephew got ready to leave, but his uncle's dog wouldn't move out of the doorway so the uncle screamed " Hey Cold water move out that doorway!"