I think I cut my vagina...?
This is really embarrassing and I'm so stupid but I was masturbating with a duck taped highlighter (like I said I'm very stupid) and I think the duck tape cut the inside of my vagina. It is very painful and I don't know what to do!!!!! Is there anything I can do to help the pain?
Answers & Comments
1. Please, for the love of god, do NOT stick unsafe objects inside yourself!
2. Go see a doctor if it isn't any better by morning.
3. Advil? Tylenol? Some kind of pain killer may help, but I don't know how effective it will be.
A doctor would be your best bet at this point. You don't want to risk an infection. Better safe than sorry.
have your boyfriend lick the inside to make it feel better. You will know he is doing a good job if he says "bla-lalalalalala! hello mister vagina! You sure seem floppy today." Then, you will feel as good as new.