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u go girl i have em all the time i'll join yah lol

SOD MEN! lol there i join u.

they r silly, immature, never tell the truth, always think that the best thing on earth is sex, have like no feelings and ARGH!!!

sorry to insult the men but seriously grow up!!!! im of them compltly.

If Men Ruled the World...

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.

Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you."

Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.

When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the *** and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time" would pretty much do it.

Birth control would come in ale or lager.

You'd be expected to fill your resume with gag names of people you'd worked for, like "Heywood J'Blowme."

Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice.

The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

"Sorry I'm late, but I got really wasted last night" would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.

Tanks would be far easier to rent.

Garbage would take itself out.

Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."

Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!"

Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

"Cops" would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the pursuing cops.(Or to the crooks.)

The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football From A Different Camera Angle."

Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.

John

What does Sod mean? I have to say, I'm taking time off from dating. Guys just drive me crazy. I thought I would be miserable not dating, but it's really been great!! One of my friends just broke up with her bf and has been sooo upset. I just say to myself, that used to be me. If I find one interesting, then I might change my mind. I'm Single.!!

Oh,sister,I'm with you on this one.I have a big one,a medium sized one,and a baby one,so I'm surrounded! The thing is,when it comes to attitude,the big and medium ones seem about the same age.UGH! SOD MEN!

lol, this is a good way to let out your frustrations. I wish you came last week Friday though because now I'm happy and have no probs with my man. Hope you feel better, why not have something to say too??

lol

Woot! I will be in on that!

All men are sexist pigs! I wish i became a lesbian so i wouldn't need to deal with that disgusting species known as 'men'. They should all be sent to another planet. Well, we would need to keep a few i guess......in cages......heh heh heh.....

Warning for single ladies out there! Do yourself a HUGE favour and NEVER get married! Trust me..... It's a big mistake....I'm only 22 years old and I feel like my life is over.

my dumb a s s boyfriend accused me of cheating on wed. and thursday i said to him are you going to have an attitude for the rest of the day he responded i dont have an attitude and i said yes you do and he said i cant help how i feel and i said so does that mean yes and he shook his head! so i left and picked up essentials for the house with his niece (she does not live with us) and he had this great attitude when i came back to the house, i just went along with it, but i am still upset with his a s s

thanks for listening or reading in this case!

Have you calmed down yet, Good!

Breathe, one to three, out two three …………………..

Right, now that your stable, if it wasn’t for men who would ……….., right, that’s a non starter, you would have difficulty in……………., well, mebees not, there is always ……, no, not going there, hah! Now ive got you, what about the ability to reach ………, that’ll never wash either, mmmmmmm, ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………right-oh, what about the bedroom, yeah, ive got you now, what about the bedroom, who else would make you……………., damn those rampant rabbits…….!!!!!!

Breakfast in bed????????????

NO!!!

Yeah, you’re right, sod men :-(

Enjoy all your rant!

I really hope my stupid man could spend less time sleeping and more time love making!

Oh, I have those about 3000 times a day!

I used to think, oh, they are only good for one thing...then I realized that half the time they are not even good for that! Let's drink to that!