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He quit. He retired. He's tired of chucking wood and is now selling seashells with lil' Susie by the seashore.

A Chuck-load

He'd chuck as much wood as a wood chuck can chuck if the wood chuck that chucks wood would chuck the wood as sometimes the wood chuck don't chuck as much wood they can chuck since the chuck-chuck, part can sometimes be too chucky to chuck.

A wood chuck can't chuck wood.

A wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck...if a wood chuck could chuck wood...

He'd chuck as much as any wood chuck could!

it would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

well... hed chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck but a wood chuck cant chuck wood...

a chord of wood a month