Verified answer

You ARE Batman. Go find Robin.

Here's some quick questions to verify:

Do you have a British butler?

Are you wearing hockey pads?

Is there a cave near your house?

Are your parents still alive?

Are you sexually attracted to women who dress like cats?

Do you routinely enter into buildings by crashing through skylights?

What a coincidence...I think I'm robin!!! maybe I'll see you around;)

If you are then I'll have to kill you. I'm the Joker, you see.