One time I went to a traffic school. The instructor went around the class asking everyone about his or her traffic violation and why they were pulled over etc... A pretty blond stood up and told us that when she entered the freeway She saw a sign showing "Freeway 85" so she thought she could drive 85 miles per hours. Of course she was stopped by the CHP. She tried to reason with the cop but still he gave her a ticket. Go figure...
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Old joke. Trooper pulls over a car for going way too slow and blocking traffic. Woman says she was doing the exact speed limit, 32. Trooper explains that is the route number, not the speed limit. Looks at her husband in the passenger seat who is shaking like a leaf, and asks "What's wrong with him?"
"I don't know," she replies, "he's been like that since we got off the 101."
I guess you never heard of the fun Canadian cops have at the border when Americans come across and read signs saying "Max 100" and forget to read the "km/h" part.
I'd hate to see what would happen on the 880...
There was this old couple on the interstate one night. The old woman was driving. They got pulled over for speeding. Cop says to the old woman "May I see your license?" The old woman's dam near deaf, and says to her husband "What did he say?" Old man yells "He says he wants to see your license!" She gives the cop her license. Cop says "Oh, I see you're from Wisconsin." The old woman says to the husband "What did he say?" The old man says "He said he sees you're from Wisconsin!" The cop says "Worst lay I ever had was in Wisconsin." The old woman says to the husband "What did he say?" The old man yells "He says he knows you!"